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Take my advice here
Do NOT kiss the Mortog
In fact, do not kiss ANY Mortogs
Don't even pucker up your lips for anything that remotely resembles a Mortog
In case you were unaware, or just plain stupid,
Mortogs, when kissed, have this unexplainable habit of... blowing up
They probably don't have very good love lives
Although blowing stuff up is rather good fun
it's not,when your lips are attached to said explodey thingy
You'll be washing little pieces of Mortog out of your hair for weeks
(once you get out of the NeoHospital)
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